Salty Porky Facebook!

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Now since I small my foot big. People used to ask me if I wearing mih father shoes. Today when I getting dressed mih size 13 watch mih cut eye and ask me "where you feel you fitting dat big foot?" It hard as ass to get big foot shoes. What I go do now?




Life - It ain't easy but it sweet!

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