More Meat than Rice!

# straightmanchronicles SO I on the avenue beating mih body one nite. Yuh stroll up to me and call mih name. We chat for a 2 minutes and yuh went your way. Now I slightly moist bcuz I always knew you would glow up but not THIS MUCH. SO couple days later I gets on the Facebook and add you as a friend, bcuz I decide I hadda throw my corn. **NB** Now by all the 9-10pm hour man done message around, and more often than they'd like to admit, done get blank from their regular roster of birds. AND I happen to know for a fact that from about half-past midnite to around 2:26am man does be online looking for ANY trouble to dip...I mean drown they sorrows in. **** SO being myself I didnt waste any time on small talk. I jump een yuh INBOX and say what on my mind. Oh, yuh take off behind me talkin about how you despise "homosexual sex and everything that it represents" and all kindsa long talk. SO I hit yuh a full-on "burr???" like Scooby-Doo when he confuse...

# straightmanchronicles I came home to Trinidad on summer break during undergrad and if you know me you understand I was busy in the MOvie Towne the whole time (I love movies). Movie done. No car, so I walk up the stairs and cross the road to take a car into port-of-town. I am a large fella and so I am all about the front seat life. I don't remember what a back seat look like. No front seat coming up the road at all. So I bite the bullet and decide I will take the next car that comes. Car stop, jump een d back seat. End up next to you and yuh bird. Now yuh watch me hard and pull her close and start to whisper in her ear and is only giggle giggle giggle. She there grinning like a shay-shay cyat *(chesire cat - shout out to mih good sis  Benedict Anthony Rousseau ) SO I want to know if yuh telling her that when we was in school together any time I go to the bathroom under the stairs in the main building that you used to find yourself in there behind me. How when I ...