More Meat than Rice!

Good Morning. I need a representative from the Old Folks Association to help me out with this one. Where THE HELL old people does be walkin going at 4 and 5 in the morning? I've observed over the years that its especially little old women walking on deserted streets in POS BY THEMSELVES. By yourself on Duke Street At 4am? Richmond Street 430am? On the loneliest of streets Oxford Street Really? Where could you be going? Is there a geriatric flexx-out that y'all hustling home from? This is not safe and I'm often so worried about you all. Stay home until the sun begins to rise. See if you could turn some flour and make a bake. Entice yur children out of bed with said bake and they will drop you where you need to go. Unless its really a granny orgy or something like that and then that's just nasty. Concerned, Management Life - It ain't easy but it sweet!

I absolutely adore makeup and what it achieves when it is correctly applied. My name is Sunil W and I’ve been using makeup for a number of years. It’s been my pleasure to have worked on a wide range of people from drag queens to brides, models and beauty queens and of course John and Jane public. I became interested in makeup application in the later part of my teenaged years when assurances that my acne filled skin would soon clear up, failed to come to pass. At that time, my focus was creating fresh flawless skin, a task which would prove a lot more difficult than I imagined. Now, 462 pots of foundation, millions of foam wedges later, I’ve become recognized for my work and willingness to share my skill. There is only one fixed rule in makeup application; HAVE FUN! Everything else can be manipulated to achieve the desired look A person’s makeup kit is actually their personal bag of tricks. Once you understand the basics of makeup application, you’ll soon realize that what is r...

In d face of Covid and the new normal, man just cyah come and go as they please anymore. So we hadda find a new way of doing things; this includes entertaining the people man. So in d spirit of lock-down diplomacy, how yuh does go about asking a woman to borrow she man for a quick appointment? Life - It ain't easy but it sweet!

Maria Conchita Paloma Juana Garcia-Benjamin-Lutchman-Benjamin-Gill-Valentine was the most beautiful woman I did ever see in mih whole, entire seven years of life. She was prettier than my own mother. And yuh know at that age it ain’t have nobody bigger, better, brighter, stronger, smarter or prettier than yuh own mother. Well she, Maria, was prettier than my own mother. My mother didn’t wear fancy clothes like her or comb up her hair and wear lipstick and eyelash and all of those things. My mother sure would never be caught with her breasts pushed up high under her chin and be wearing stockings with seams down the back and toeless, high-heeled shoes with gold buckles at the ankles either. My mother wouldn’t be caught dead outside the house with her hair flying all around her head in so many curls and coils look like she alone had hair for about five people. My mother surely didn’t have bright red, long nails to match her lips. My mother…well you get the picture. She was the most beaut...

Ladies, when did it, become OK to sell your dignity and emotional well being for attention from a man? When did it become OK to forgive a man who has disrespected you without him having to even apologize? When did it become OK for a man to come to you with the expectation that your body is a tool to facilitate his masturbation?  When did it become OK for a man to put his hands on you in violence and then you explain it away as "a bad day" to the very friends that came to hel p you out of the situation?  When did it become OK to subject yourself to the rages of a man-child that has not learned to communicate or control his anger?  When did it become OK to shackle yourselves to a man who is emotionally unavailable and then subject your children to that man for at least 18 years?  When did low self-esteem become the norm?  When will it be OK to stand up for yourselves?  When will self-preservation finally take root in your minds?  How will these m...