Salty Porky Facebook!

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In d face of Covid and the new normal, man just cyah come and go as they please anymore. So we hadda find a new way of doing things; this includes entertaining the people man. So in d spirit of lock-down diplomacy, how yuh does go about asking a woman to borrow she man for a quick appointment?




Life - It ain't easy but it sweet!

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