Salty Porky Facebook! - I need a Seer woman/Dream Interpreter

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Last night I dreamt my sister and I starring in a scripted comedy/reality competition alongside Melissa McCarthy and PDiddy in the Soca Kingdom for a World Cup Machel Monday of epic Proportion.
Anybody have Yesenia Gonzales phone number?

Life - It ain't easy but it sweet!

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